Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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