Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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