just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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