Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Semen is not good for contacts.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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