i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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