i will never coherently bang her
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I love you. Go after that dick
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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