I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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