just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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