don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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