I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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