don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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