He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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