come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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