I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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