yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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