Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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