What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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