wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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