If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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