Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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