guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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