I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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