Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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