Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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