Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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