I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
