Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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