p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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