Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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