Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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