I wannas sexs uuuuu
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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