Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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