problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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