what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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