ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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