Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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It was confusing and full of hummus
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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