On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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