It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
