dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize