Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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