Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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