whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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