I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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