Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?

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(254): View more from Texas

I see lights

(512): View more from Texas

Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...

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(720): View more from Colorado

have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?

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(646): View more from New York

I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.

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(562): View more from California

Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...

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(801): View more from Utah

Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?

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