it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food