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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She's like the pied piper of lesbians.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"

  (239): View more from Florida

  I am the fairy godmother of the drink.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.

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• (310): View more from California

  oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo

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• (425): View more from Washington

  YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.

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• (619): View more from California

  had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.

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  Who is this?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom

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