Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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