My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
