Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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