So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Houston, we have a squirter
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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