North Korea, Best Korea!
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
thus making me awesome and them whores
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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