Just took my morning after pill in the library
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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