I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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