So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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